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It started out a lot of fun; Just me and my pit; |
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I'd say we were even,
Both 'bout half lit; |
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The butts would take the longest, so they went on first; |
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And I grabbed a couple beers, so I could quench my thirst;
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Then came the briskets, after an hour went by; |
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I cracked open another beer, cause I was getting dry; |
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Put another log on the fire, around eleven I think, |
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Things been kinda blurry, since I had my fifth drink; |
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The temp is holding steady, as far as I can tell, |
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To be perfectly honest, cant see the polder so well; |
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I went to mop the meat, and check my fire once more, |
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but spilled all the sauce, stubbling out of the door; |
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Almost out of beer, On my last six-pack, |
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Gonna have to open up that bottle of Jack; |
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Now if the fire goes out, its not that I dont care,
Its just too damn hard, getting up from this chair; |
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I woke up with the dog licking my face, |
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Empty cans and bottles all over the place; |
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I opened the firebox, and there was no doubt,
It's been quite awhile, since the fire has been out; |
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Oh well, no damage, The meat didn't spoil,
I'll just finish in the oven, all wrapped up in foil; |
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As God is my witness,
and as I stand here,
next all-nighter I do,
I am not drinking beer..
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