It started out a lot of fun; Just me and my pit;

I'd say we were even, Both 'bout half lit;

The butts would take the longest, so they went on first;

And I grabbed a couple beers, so I could quench my thirst;

Then came the briskets, after an hour went by;

I cracked open another beer, cause I was getting dry;

Put another log on the fire, around eleven I think,

Things been kinda blurry, since I had my fifth drink;

The temp is holding steady, as far as I can tell,

To be perfectly honest, cant see the polder so well;

I went to mop the meat, and check my fire once more,

but spilled all the sauce, stubbling out of the door;

Almost out of beer, On my last six-pack,

Gonna have to open up that bottle of Jack;

Now if the fire goes out, its not that I dont care, Its just too damn hard, getting up from this chair;

I woke up with the dog licking my face,

Empty cans and bottles all over the place;

I opened the firebox, and there was no doubt, It's been quite awhile, since the fire has been out;

Oh well, no damage, The meat didn't spoil, I'll just finish in the oven, all wrapped up in foil;

As God is my witness, and as I stand here, next all-nighter I do, I am not drinking beer..

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